I bring you love.
It's bringing love, don't let it get away!
Break its legs.
Wait! You want an alien? This is your alien.
Hello, children. I bring you love.
Argh. It's a monster. Kill it, kill it!
It's not a monster, it's Mr. Burns!
Aww, it's Mr. Burns! KILL IT! KILL IT!
this is the result.
I threw a wish in the well” said she, in the same hurried passionate whisper. Don’t tenderly entreat me, I’ll never tell. I looked to thou as it fell and now you’re in my way.
I’d trade my soul for a wish. Pennies as well as dimes for a kiss. I wasn’t looking for this, but now you’re in my way.
Thy stare was holding. Ripped jeans, wardrobe which the robe doth hide was showing. Hot night, palpitating air was blowing. ”Where do you think you’re going, baby?”
“Hey, I just coincidentally met you and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me, maybe? It’s hard to curiously peer right at you, being whom hardship has yet to affect, but here’s my number, so call me, maybe?”… A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends.
“Hey, I just met you and this is stark mad, but here’s my number, so call me, maybe? And all the secondary boys, try to chase me, but here’s my number so call me, maybe?”
“You took your time with the call, I took no time with the fall” replied Oliver, “I want some more”. THE END
Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.
Am I allowed to laugh at this?
(Source: avengwhores, via i-am-an-inglourious-basterd)
after being on, what feels like, the longest hiatus ever.
I was just looking at the reviews on Fanfiction and I’m laughing at the latest one by a certain guest. So you don’t have to go look it up yourself, I’ll copy and paste it here, word for word.
i was going to read your story till i saw the paring. i never like vaas in the game and im kind of ticked me off you didnt actully see him die. truth be as it is i think he got off easy. he sell people for a living drugs and more yet everbody want to write a story about him. i’m all for free writing but pick better people to write about. if everyone is routing for the bad guy then were all aready screwed. i world like to read one far cry story were vaas dies in horrible agony. come to think of it him and his sister do make a good couple they deserve each other. one big massive screws up deranged happy family will one eyed mutant kids. may they both be kill each other in happiness.
The thing I like most is that it basically says that they don’t like Vaas because he’s sadistic, but then they go on to say that they want to read about Vaas dying in an agonising way - you better check yo’ self before you wreck yo’ self, guuurl. And NO, Vaas and Citra don’t make a good couple, I do NOT promote incest.
This is a terrible review, but I like it. It’s not even a review actually, it’s just someone expressing their hatred for Vaas! The point of a review is to read my fic first then review it. So go home, Guest, you’re drunk!
Why would I choose a “better person” to write about? Vaas is the antagonist, he’s not meant to be good. And of course, I route for him. Who wouldn’t love a drug addicted human trafficker? I’m kidding, obviously. Okay, I love Vaas because he’s such a brilliant character, in my opinion. But I like a LOT of bad guys; that doens’t mean I condone their behaviour. Is it not okay for me to appreciate fictional characters, good or bad?
And now, after that big ass vent, I’ll leave you with the highlight of the review - it truly summarises the content of that said review.
one big massive screws up deranged happy family will one eyed mutant kids. may they both be kill each other in happiness.
6t9u:
I got bored so i put a condom on my head
I saw this post last night around 3 am and all i could think of was “He looks like a very distraught Spock
(Source: umwoah, via fangirling-quietly-in-the-corner)
Anonymous asked: I need dystopia back into my life!!! :(
I apologise greatly for my lateness! I’m actually really anxious to get it started up again. It’s not even like I have writer’s block or anything. I’m just super busy. Exams, enrolling into a uni and a new puppy in the family! They take up a lot of time. Not long now though (2 weeks?) and I’ll be free and Dystopia will be back. Just think of it as an intermission. I haven’t forgotten about the story ;)
they made a man insane. they put a robot inside my brain.
(Source: sergeantjamesbarnes)
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
(Source: episteeme, via fangirling-quietly-in-the-corner)
You are by far my favourite visitor yet.
